Shirty McShirt Shirt
Via began with a couple of T-shirt designs and we
still love that aspect of our work. We try not to
limit ourselves with any easily categorizable look—
just dope designs and popping colors, with quality
printing on sweatshop-free tees.
We feel strongly that our morals should be represented
in every step of our productions; whether it's karma
or politics that guide us, at the end of the day,
we want to keep a clean rep. You won't see us seeking
out a gimmick or gag line. Instead, we look for simple
concepts that will make our friends smile and possibly
do a little bit of research. We also guarantee that
if you wear nothing but Via for 30 days, you will
be sexually satisfied or your money back*
*sexual satisfaction here refers to the Indo-European
root sound "xua", which can be loosely translated
as "chest." Basically, your nipples will
be happy against our smooth cotton. Also, we don't
actually give refunds unless your estate can prove
that wearing our shirts directly led to your death.
For inquiries about sales,
or to place an individual order, email: sales@bywayof.net