Canadians are still weird.

Oh yeah, sure, some of my best friends are Canadian too, so you know... I'm not hating or anything. It's just that Ottawans are stupid.

The Master of His Domain...

The woman said she spotted Clark while she was watching television with her two young daughters in their family room.

She alerted her husband, and the couple observed Clark from their darkened bedroom for 10 or 15 minutes -- also using binoculars and a telescope -- before summoning the police, who said the upper part of Clark's body was visible from just below the navel.

I smell sexual repression.