There will be enough wedgies for everybody

Let's poke fun at those we consider nerds while we pack up the Handy Trax for a day of flea market digging for 'rarities' and 'gems.' Fuck that. Spending 9 hours straight chopping breaks doesn't mean you cool, it means you a nerrrrd. I live with these types, and they smellier than any Magic-playing fool I ever met.

...but still, I felt a strong urge to give someone a wet willy when I saw this:

Sony Puts Pizza Ordering in Videogames

and then I was reminded of this:

Live-Action Roleplaying (via Crailtap!)