Hype!

Same deal, just gearing up for the Via Relaunch on Friday. Hey, remember when the weather was uh... 53 degrees? I don't. There's snow in the living room.

Big-ups to our folks at The Stencil, Intuition, Halcyon, Trace, and Catchdubs for bigging us up and generating a little buzz for our foolish venture. It's seriously appreciated, and we'll find ways to pay you back in due time. Also, when we use the word "pay," it's more along the lines of, "What do you want from the Dollar Menu? Cool. You got like seven cents for the tax? Cool."

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Friday, March 11th 10PM-4AM
@ 13 Little Devils (120 Orchard St b/w Delancey and Rivington)

VIA Seasonal * SPRING 2005
Kicking off the first in a series of seasonal parties, Via celebrates the re-launch of its new website (www.ByWayOf.net). The Brooklyn-based collective hosts a night of dance-music-mix-mastery, offering two floors of music, funky visuals, a live conga troupe, and free mix CDs for the first 100 heads in the door. DJ Caps & Pandemonium Jones, Boon, and Captain Planet help bring the dirty frenzy to the floor. *Drink Specials before 11PM*
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and on the randomness:

How come everyone knows about this except me? That's like one of the better vegetables, and there's virtually no nutritional value? Boooo.

There is probably much more nutritional value in a human. Worst segue EVER. No wit for the sleep-deprived.

BONUS ITEM FROM MOSES IN THE MISSION:

Cops and Guns... good lord. Dying in the cubicle right now.