We will all become farmers.

Mr. Sasso forwarded me a really long and painfully pessimistic article from Rolling Stone today: The Long Emergency: What's going to happen as we start running out of cheap gas to guzzle?. A good read if you can get past the crazy alarmist "we're all gonna die shitfuckfuckshitdeathdiediedie" tendencies of the writer, Mr. James Howard Kunstler. Dood seems pretty interesting, any metro studies folks wanna fill me in?

Congress Seeking Pardon for Boxer Jack Johnson ...an effort lead by John McCain? Same McCain who opposed Martin Luther King Day in AZ? Same McCain who later called the Confederate flag offensive? Same McCain who used the word 'gook' in public? Bah? Eh, I'm being polarizing... dunno enough about the senator, but I can say he's pretty entertaining on talk shows. Points for you Johnny boy, and hey, from a gook at that.

Michael Bay helms Transformers As much as we all love to clown the duo of Bay and Bruckheimer, come on now... it's Transformers. It needs to be on some big budget sweeping slow-mo low-angle shot steez. Plus James Cameron seems to have his hands full with Battle Angel. At least we know it won't be Robot Jox, right? Right?

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Also... because I haven't big-upped Muppets enough yet: here. You telling me fruits with eyes don't make you smile? You a liar. Accompanying story here: Cookie Monster Advocating Eating Healthy.