Because You Only Turn 16 Once...

Eyyy... it's that time of the year again, the Taurus troika of Ant (5/4), DZ (5/8), and Urn (5/12) getting older (sure as hell not any prettier)... skinny Rainbow Coalition will be making the consolidated effort to wild out this Saturday at The Rub, where A-Trak's doing a guest spot (that track with Dipset, BTW, is banonos... even got all the fast-rap-backpackers at Park Place hype).

Super nice guy and one of Zoo's illest (ex) riders Todd Jordan is having a photo show in Japon. (via freshnessmag)

WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?! (read that like yer Lil Jon and get slapped like a mime)

No matter how many times I see this record in a bargain bin, there's always that urge to throw it in the stack. Along with another Emerson Lake & Palmer or Jim Croce dollar-eater. Anyway, good to know that Whipped Cream Lady Dolores Erickson is still out there doing the thing and selling her own oil paintings of... herself? Whipped But Not Beaten... I did NOT make that title up. Peep yerself. (Good looks to Kenzan on this one)

Fun tool for building panoramas (only for PC users... tell me how it works out for ya): Autostitch

Don't get me wrong, Moses is family, but this spread warrants a heavy dose of clowning. The dirty Mexican's gonna be housing me in the Bay this month-- how am I sposed to be comfortable around a moustache like that? Screams of Chester (of molestor fame) giggles and multiple weener comments.