Buying a Duck, Eating a Duck

How come everybody's gotta wait until the weekend to send me the random links? How about holding onto them until like Wednesday when I'm squeaking out articles about the internet and muppets? Ah well, Moonday's cornucopia of randomosity and its contributors:

Loyalty Day was yesterday, but I dunno, I feel some folks might have missed it in lieu of protesting uh, nuclear proliferation? (ix on politics)

From the Mogwai in the Midwest: Beyonce font! -exclusive typeface of House of Dereon

This was kinda fun: Cost of Living Calculator -apparently to maintain my standard of living in Pocatello, Idaho, I'm gonna have to make about $14 g's. Meth's cheaper there too, so, y'know.

From cousin Chau in the LBC... I thought this was pretty cool as a commercial for Nike, and I gotta admit that the idea of running around the urban environment doing ninja maneuvers sounds kinda fun, but I dunno... a bunch of doods doing flips off stairwells wearing capri pants and sleeveless tees registers a little on the herby side of things. One of the guys on the Urban Free Flow (good god that term is doodoo) page is also rocking a cowboy hat. Yyyyyyeah no. This is why they made skateboards.

Speaking of ninjas... He fought the law, and the law won
excerpt from the article:
When officers came to move him to a dry cell, Doogan assumed a fighting stance and dared them to get him, reports said.
"Open that cell door," he told the officers. "I want a piece of you."

Fun at the Tribeca Film Fest!
Nolte!
Kelly!
Lipnicki?