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One Bird Chirp: The Town of Cheverly Byrdgang posts up.

Maaaaan...work today was AWFUL...where was my Mexican when I needed him? I plan to go so hard this 3-day weekend, I dunno if I'll be able to fit this event into my schedule (said the soft British way) but y'all should if you're in or near DC and otherwise unoccupied. More info here.

No, Gwen, THIS shit is bananas.

And in other endangered species news: Not to make light of creatures on the brink of extinction, but c'mon, "harmless" crocodiles??? Then why'd y'all take the photo from so far-a-funkin way, a distance from which, might I add, I can still see their big-ass teeth? Hey, Scientist: While you're busy telling me lies, you should be protecting those questionable crocodilians from this guy's kick collection. Or this guy's.

By the looks of it, maybe Spector saw a specter? (via Catchdubs).

Extensive shit: Damn, even how you wipe your buttocks is even a cultural divide. (Good lookin', Ms. See-Say)

For reels: Piston Honda/Adam Braha Lough's first feaure Bomb the System is becoming available for mass consumption in NY and LA this Friday, but the cultural co-opters with cash from Toyota Scion are sponsoring the New York premier the previos day. Detalles aqui.

Couldn't decide on a caption for this site...A) "Do Androids Dream of Electric Human Resources?," B) "Creepiest Link of the Day Goes to...", or C) "Via's Next Investment"...

...but there are definitely a rack of people out there who spend too much time around computers.

Lemme not be one of them.