Whoaly Crap

Yyyyyyeah. Once again, props to Senor Sasso on the Mars Volta show, but holy crap. Two and a half hours of rock opus, 20 minute songs with no end in sight... dare I say the whole thing was a little... jammy? Made me feel somewhat old too, standing in the back exhausted, all hard blinking like the lighting effects were on some serious Pokemon-seizure steez. But yknow, you build a song for 10 minutes and then spend the next 10 spiraling into noise and even the diehard kids with the teased fros are gonna start dropping. These shows (sans Conan) were much easier to handle, but eyyy... gotta experimentate, right?

How Much is Inside? -Goldschlager edition (via ixley)

Fuq a CDJ, we getting one of these. Thas right, lasers. What now? (another nugget by ix... see dood? Links can be fun without having to be about globalization and sustainability)

The Greatest Story Never Told -Reginald C. Dennis candidly breaks down his days at The Source in one of the illest articles I've read in a minute (via Poplicks)

Urn's catching on... John Cena's the troof! New video for I'm A Bad, Bad Man ...A-Team themed? Freddie Foxxx as Mr. T??? And just in case you forgot... Murs (feat. JOHN CENA suckas)- HUSTLE. Wrestling haters step to the back.

Barry McGee's One More Thing opens this weekend at Deitch Projects. Haaaaaapa.

Via famalam Caps & Jones are doing Eastside Gangbang tonight with Stak Chedda aka the legendary Lord Sear. I don't get paid every time I shout these fools out, I swear. BUY THEIR MIXES NOW NOW NOW.

And finally... the News & Booze Link-O-The-Week award goes to DZ. After Miss Testes put me onto this and ix forwarded me this, I was pretty much over the tee game. Via's not putting out dumb-dumb shirts any time soon, which apparently means we staying broke. So right before I threw in the towel (all this melodrama, by the way, is for the sake of hyping the following links... Via is squeaking by just fine thank you, and now available for coppage at Air Market), Danny Boy broke me off with the following inspiring images of THE BEST FUCKING SHIRT EVER:

Oh
my
God
this
shirt
is
the
truth.

The apparel transcends commentary. I wouldn't even know where to begin. Just... marinate over the weekend. Hope this makes up for yesterday.