Jooky is a Party in a Can.

That sizzurp crap was starting to get a little wiggy so it's back to getting zooted and praying to the god of skinny punks for all ailments.

Another mellow Gothamist interview, this time with Michael Showalter. His directorial debut, The Baxter, shows on Wednesday at Rockefeller Center's Drive-Thru Movie Series, along with Dave LaChapelle's Rize on Tuesday.

Rubber Johnny by Chris Cunningham, music by Aphex Twin. Not to be confused with Little Johnny, or Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Who's down for some self-induced sleep deprivation?

Katie Holmes Converting to Scientology ...Tom Cruise says she digs it. DZ says Tom Cruise looks like he's doing Ben Stiller doing Tom Cruise. I say for all your Scientology needs go here and here and if one of you suckers tries stepping to me with the battery meter at Pacific-Atlantic again you's gonna get slapped like a mime.

Gear for Groms ...dope!

Yo!Aloha ...one of me mentors at Zoo now doing his thing on the West... here some old Mazda spots from a year or so ago.

Just in case you find yourself having to buy presents for junior high school-aged Asian girls: Goblinko. With the cutesy and what not.

More on why we should prolly yknow... reconsider the whole death penalty thing: Death Row Inmate's Conviction Overturned.