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VIA Seasonal * SUMMER 2005 // The Gumbo Funk EP Release Party
What is "Gumbo Funk?" Allow yourself to be introduced properly when this left-field DJ lineup breaks down the barriers between funk and crunk, between all things hype and hopping from the first world to the third and outward into the bumpisphere. Get there early for free SPARKS (and $3 Buds) and sweat through the summer night whilst getting your dirty groove on. Free Via t-shirt and Bastardjazz giveaways, new mix CDs for the first 100 in the door, and your chance to pick up Captain Planet's highly anticipated GUMBO FUNK EP before anybody else gets their greasy fingers all over it!

The Players in Stereo
*Captain Planet (Via // WNYU // bywayof.net)
*The Illegible DJ Caps & Pandemonium Jones ("Moving in Stereo" // capsandjones.com // thestencil.com)
*Tito Rock (Dem Boys // djtitorock.com)

Saturday, June 25th 10PM-4AM
@ Bar Eleven (152 Orchard Street b/w Rivington and Stanton)
21+ // no cover

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Swear that's the last you'll ever hear about above function. Trust us, we're over bombarding you foos too. But... if you just so happen to be in the LES and just so happen to feel like dancing... come on out and join us.

Shouts also to home skillets at The Stencil, Halcyon, Bastardjazz, and Catchdubs for the support. As Caps says, mutual admiration society; yous alls the champs.

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Bigfoot is 30! Not that Bigfoot.

Why did it take a 4th generation Japanese-Chinese hybrid em-effer like Kenzan to inform me of this? What, like I forgot to pay my dues this month? I should have first knowledge of these things! Also- Why there are so many gat damn Nguyens.

Oso Def comes correct again with Bush's Bald Fetish. Matt's also finishing a project with Moose Productions about one of the last flophouses in the city: The White House Hotel: Life at the End of the Bowery.

DZ's dood Danny Molad is doing cooley things at Sounds Like a Fire.

That's bout it for me. Spurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs jeah (gotta stick with our man Bobby Horry)... see erryone on Saturday.