Here we are, Now entertain us.

Hey, y'all. My blogging hand has finally healed after a bad break. Come get some.

New cuz it's new to me: the Kozyndan x Lomography site.

A little magazine blog tells me that DJ Shadow's fin ta get some crooked lettah love on his next longplayer.

Snapple's makin' "Willy Wonka 3-course meal gum" moves with an "Apple Pie-flavored holiday beverage". Bleech. This wouldn't even be worth it if it contained enough nutmeg for you to get you high. Or so I've heard it can. Yeeeaaah. Droughts are BAD.

Spike Jonze's new Gap ad is pretty much what I daydreamed everyday that I worked retail manifest.

Bobby Bobby Bobby Power Power Power gets his brain picked at Redbull Academy. If you ain't know, main man got creditssssss.

I might have to get gone 'til November for murking this pisswhistle. Is there something in PBR that makes the drinker confuse irony with being a daft cunt?

And finally, all my fellow 20-somethings out there grindin'/graftin', don't forget to take care of the machinery while y'all're (yeah I can do that) making your imprints on the world...in other words, get ya health up!. Nothing makes you run on E quicker than improper gut fuel.

BAMPF!